Germansplaining

Well-known cultural phenomenon in Europe in which a German-thinking individual (usually from Germany, Austria, or Switzerland) that you may have never interacted with before notices something distressing and promptly steps out of their comfort zone to 'help' , by systematically lecturing you on all the things that you are doing wrong about your life and all the things that you should and are not doing.

A non-verbal form of Germansplainin is also known as the GLOD (German Look of Disapproval)

"Some old man started Germansplaining to me while I was walking down the street"
"What did he tell you?"
"I don't know, I don't speak German"

by xp93 February 24, 2019

German Seesaw

When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you

Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw

by Handle Dis Dick July 31, 2020

Nail German

The opposite of Nail Polish.

I don't like wearing nail German.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube

adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man

by totallyurmom March 21, 2022

German food

Ugandan food made from German tourists

Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.

by mojo72400 February 21, 2018

german shedder

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.

"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."

by Amperage September 27, 2007

Germany

The country where Germs come from. Needless to say, it is full of Germs.

"That toilet seat has more Germs than the entire country of Germany! It hasn't been cleaned in so long, I wouldn't be surprised seeing Oktoberfest on it right about now!"

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge March 27, 2023