Jerkin ur Gerkin 

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

Jerkin ur Gerkin by Rohe December 24, 2007

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin 

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

hooded gerkin 

A hero but not that kind of hero

Person: help someone is mugging me

Hooded Gerkin: I’m not that kind a hero

hooded gerkin by Blacknasty April 27, 2019

Jerkin n gerkin 

The hillbilly way to say beating your meat

Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall

Jerkin n gerkin by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

Kirking my gerkin by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026

Gerin's Disease 

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

Gerin's Disease by 666cr February 18, 2015

Gerwin 

Gerwin has the sweetest heart you will ever encounter. He is generous, fun, outgoing, and honesty, just makes up the perfect boyfriend. If you have ever had the privilege of even meeting a Gerwin, you have been blessed. He is selfless and always makes sure you have a good time. Stay close to Gerwin, he not only has an incredible personality, but is sexy as well 😉

Your boyfriend's name is Gerwin? You must feel blessed!

I wish I had a Gerwin.

You know a Gerwin, can I meet him?

My boyfriends name is Gerwin, I am the happiest woman alive!

Gerwin by v_bdb4 March 7, 2022