jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Jerry Gergich

The guy from parks and rec who can never do anything right.

Person: Jerry, how did you dislocate your shoulder?
Jerry Gergich: I fell in a creek trying to get my burrito that I dropped
Person: Ahahha jerry you can’t do anything right

by Afos1234567890 January 22, 2018

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

by Lazer November 27, 2001

Gargina

A vagina that smells like garbage.

Vinny: Kazuo pounded that gargina last night.

Vance: It smells like shit in here now.

by GarSisterPounder May 6, 2011

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005