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Nail German

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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no-no german mustache man

how you says adolf h i t l e r without being banned by youtube
adolf h i t l e r was no-no german mustache man
by totallyurmom March 21, 2022
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German food

Ugandan food made from German tourists
Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.
by mojo72400 February 21, 2018
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german shedder

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.
"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."
by Amperage September 27, 2007
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germano mosconi

Italian journalist...famous for his blasfemies. His partners use to trick him while he was readind the news in TV and he used to get really pissed off and call the name of god mixing him with several funny things...please close the door!

Somebody started to mix Germano voice with famous songs, part of movies or cartoon! Very funny!
No no no! Va in mona, meti na roba a tuto meti!
Ma che oooh!
Dio porco se venite avanti ancora ve do un punio!
Germano Mosconi!
by Riccardo Grosso January 16, 2008
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Germany

The country where Germs come from. Needless to say, it is full of Germs.
"That toilet seat has more Germs than the entire country of Germany! It hasn't been cleaned in so long, I wouldn't be surprised seeing Oktoberfest on it right about now!"
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge March 27, 2023
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german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015
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