history of the entire world, i guess

the absolute best video to watch right before you have an exam on world history... it saves lives

DUDE ONE: did you know that the sun is a deadly laser?
DUDE TWO: not anymore because we have a blanket
DUDE ONE: history of the entire world, i guess

by imnotnotgay November 5, 2018

Gessa

A nick name for Genesis; a clumsy, hilarious, but hot person; a curly haired girl; not spelled jessa; another word for lemonade iced tea

I drank a cup of gessa today, it was refreshing

my hair is so gessa right now! it's so freakin pretty!

I just pulled a gessa joke.

by straight upp geee. April 1, 2010

bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".

Bitch u guessed it.

by Habibino Caine October 30, 2014

guessedge

knowledge under construction

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

multiple guess

A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.

Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.

by PaperMachete October 25, 2005

gessica

sexy girl soooooo amazing always laughing never upset does not want to hurt a soul.

matty: oh my days that gessica is sooo peng

bob: i agree

by anonymous111 June 7, 2018

guesspectation

An uncertain expectation.

The merger of "guess" and "expectation".

Guy 1: Dude, I just applied at Blizzxxx. There's no way to follow-up with them; I hope I hear back in less than a month.

Guy 2: I heard the hiring is really slow-going right now in that department.

Guy 1: Really? Damn it! I better adjust my guesspectation to TWO months.

by DojiMaidori January 18, 2010