Gaspergoo

A well seasoned whore with stretch marks on her lips

Keep an eye out cause theres a gaspergoo next door who will suck yer dick off!

by Suka may korncob May 29, 2019

gayer half

Similar to "better half", used to refer to a significant other who's also significantly gayer.

eg. Bisexual partners of straight folks, gayer partners of gay folks, women partners of men.

Straight Stan: I can't come to the moshpit, Straight Stacy wants me to come home and cuddle

Patriarchic Pat: you faggot we know you want to go home and cuddle, don't blame it on your gayer half

Straight Stan: yeah well that's female privilege ain't it? They don't get called out. They get away with gay. What am I supposed to do?

by sadgay2 February 25, 2020

Gasper

British Army slang believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 - 1902, so called because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.

by Croatalin December 2, 2013

Gaycent

The intonation some gay men use in their speech that projects their gayness to the world

"I wasn't sure he was gay but as soon as I heard that gaycent, I knew."

by T.Gibby December 14, 2014

Gape

to relax - via sexual intercourse, the use of a dildo, fist, or other object - an anus to the point where it will remain open, at least for a short while, when the penis or dildo is removed. This is a desirable goal in certain kinds of fetishist anal play, e.g. the open anus is considered visually exciting, or it can be urinated in, used during scat play, etc. Sometimes "medical" devices, such as a speculum, are used to keep the anus open for similar purposes.

Next time you want a milk shake, go ask your wife to open up a gape hole! :)

by Abyss03 June 13, 2018

Gasper Treatment

The process of being "OWNED" by many entities

Mike got ripped off on ebay, and did not know what to do. Mike formed a plan... He got his Camaro/Firebird buddies to unite the message board forums of the internet to deliver the Gasper Treatment to the crook.

by Eric Gasper March 10, 2005

Gaperoni

While having anal sex, when you pull out and the anus is gaped, you spoon mac and cheese into it. You must use the spoon originally used to stir the cheese into the macaroni, not a regular spoon you would normally eat with. After the spoon is pulled out, any macaroni left on it is then fed to the gaper with the WHOLE spoon portion completely in the mouth, whether it be by her own will or forced, until it is completely clean. Alternatively, if the gaper is in the doggystyle position, you can use her back to rest the pot, and then scoop and drop macaroni into the gape between thrusts.

y0, i made sure the leftover macaroni and cheese didn't go to waste this time. I had my mother-in-law warm it up and then I made her ass some Gaperoni!

by b0ssm4n July 18, 2011