Skip to main content

The Gauntlet

When a man has sex every night for a 5 days in a row with a different girl. He also has to secretly record it and have it reviewed by someone for authenticity.
Yo man. I just completed The Gauntlet. You'll never believe the bitches I did it with, too. You mind checking it out and spreadin' the word that the pussy pommeler is on the prowl.
by StewieIsBack February 5, 2018
mugGet the The Gauntlet mug.

Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe
Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"
by Nozgaming June 11, 2018
mugGet the Infinity Gauntlet mug.

infinity gauntlet

sparkly oven mitt on a raisins hand that will destroy your friends and family
by garfielf the word maker June 9, 2019
mugGet the infinity gauntlet mug.

uno reverse card gaunlet

The most powerful weapon in the known universe. Anyone who has held it has obliterated themselves in an instant. If you are able to wield such a weapon, you are most likely stronger than god himself. It is googol^9999999999999 the power of a single uno reverse card.
I will turn you into particles with my uno reverse card gaunlet
by uno reverse card gaunlet April 16, 2020
mugGet the uno reverse card gaunlet mug.

running the STD gauntlet

having unprotected sex with a particularly skanky slut you just picked up on a night out, and praying you don't catch any STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) from her.
Dude 1: Man, I fucked a mega hot chick last night.
Dude 2: Woah! did you bag up?
Dude 1: Nah, didn't have any rubbers on me so I was running the STD gauntlet.
Dude 2: You should get yourself checked out dude, you might have AIDS.
by its-a me, mario! May 20, 2014
mugGet the running the STD gauntlet mug.

Gauntlet

Running in a line while getting smacked with pads. HARD. usually resulting in soreness, limping, back pain, shoulders dislocation, and broken fingers, toes Etc. Always resulting in pain.
"Time for the gauntlet!"

"Gautlet makes you stronger!"

"Dude, i hate when we run the gauntlet"

"I blacked out today doing the gauntlet and fumbled the ball, so i had to run a gaser!"-see Gaser
by Yo Boy, The Snake January 24, 2008
mugGet the Gauntlet mug.

Run the Gauntlet

Variant spelling of "run the gantlet." Spelled either way, it's pronounced gauntlet. A gantlet is a double line of people with clubs, whips, tomahawks, fraternity paddles, or other weapons; the poor bastard being punished runs between the lines and everyone hits him as he goes by. Depending on weapons and circumstances, this has been used as an initiation, a test of courage, a way to decide which prisoner to let go (to take the message back that you are holding hostages), or a way to execute someone without making any one person responsible. Often used to describe what the in-crowd does to a noob before accepting him -- "Making him run the gantlet" is a stronger, more violent expression than "making him pay some dues" or "putting him through all the hoops."
The Indians made old Zeke run the gauntlet and when he made it through with just some cuts and a lump on his head, they let him go.

My first year on the job they made me run the gantlet, but after that I was in.

At Kappa Kappa Kappa they make us pledges run the gauntlet for three months, and then on initiation night they make us run a real gantlet; I got through with my ass only getting about five hits, but my roommate fell down and they flayed his pathetic ass.
by old lang guy January 11, 2008
mugGet the Run the Gauntlet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email