gastonism

a religion revolving around eggs

"yeah ive been really getting into gastonism lately so i eat 4 dozen eggs every morning"

by neros4124 September 14, 2023

pulled a gaston

1. When you act too confident often only to be proved instantly wrong (especially by attractive red head girls)

2. When you expect the world to fall at your feet for performing simple jobs

1.

Guy 1: Shit that guy really thought he was right he looked so stupid just then

Guy 2: guess he just pulled a Gaston

2.

Guy 1: Wow did you see how good he felt after cutting up that fruit even though it’s part of his job?!
Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a Gaston

by Beauty and the beast 123 February 18, 2021

Gaston

The most handsome boyfriend that I've ever had.

I love his curly hair and his green-honey eyes. He is incredibly loving, always making me feel special and cherished.

X: Who is this guy?
Y: My beautiful boyfriend, Gaston...

by josefinapurpurina March 4, 2024

Mitchell Gaston

An amazingly attractive man.

Sometimes used to describe someones attractiveness/greatness.

I love Mitchell Gaston!

That guy is so Mitchell Gaston.

by iamsonotinlovewithyou December 14, 2010

Gaston

A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.

Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?

by BEANSBUTBETTER November 4, 2020

Gaston county Tea Cup

When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.

Hey bro- you down for a Gaston county tea cup party?

by Fergy Fresh March 8, 2023

Blake Gaston

cutie says “who are yall” when talking about jack verity.

Blake Gaston did not make the basketball team!

by Smyan Das d rider August 30, 2022