gastonism

a religion revolving around eggs

"yeah ive been really getting into gastonism lately so i eat 4 dozen eggs every morning"

by neros4124 September 14, 2023

Gaston Warson

When someone goes to a Mcdonalds and orders a double bigmac

Person 1: Yo lets go to mcdonalds
Person 2: You are so Gaston Warson

by Humitachiken May 14, 2025

Gaston

A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.

Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?

by BEANSBUTBETTER November 4, 2020

Gaston

The most handsome boyfriend that I've ever had.

I love his curly hair and his green-honey eyes. He is incredibly loving, always making me feel special and cherished.

X: Who is this guy?
Y: My beautiful boyfriend, Gaston...

by josefinapurpurina March 4, 2024

Gaston grunt

Creating a hinderance for an opposing tennis player in a match by imitating the mating call of the African water buffalo when striking the ball.

I can’t concentrate with that Gaston grunt during this tennis match.

by Chickasaw Caper August 2, 2024

Mitchell Gaston

An amazingly attractive man.

Sometimes used to describe someones attractiveness/greatness.

I love Mitchell Gaston!

That guy is so Mitchell Gaston.

by iamsonotinlovewithyou December 14, 2010

Blake Gaston

cutie says “who are yall” when talking about jack verity.

Blake Gaston did not make the basketball team!

by Smyan Das d rider August 30, 2022