Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.

Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

girrick

usually the silverpaper from a cigarette packet folded and rolled up to look like a snail and inserted in a bottleneck used for smoking zoll

The girrick was too small as usual and did not hold properly but kept slipping out

by SilvermaN June 19, 2008

garritied

being on the receiving end of a douche move, often in video games

I'm being attacked from inside my own base. I just got garritied!

by The Nails November 4, 2009

Garrison

A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos.

Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy.

by thatoneguy642:) March 14, 2013

Garrity Blues

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.

Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

by Spencer "Simba" Aussie September 17, 2010

Garlic Bread

The best bread in the world

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread

by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019

Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.

"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.

by cougartown97 April 13, 2010