garshed

a word stupid people use for dead, tired, or beat.

she was being so stupid with her annoying jokes, i was garshed.

by poala June 23, 2009

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010

garnishtree

a chick who looks and smells like dirty smelly swamp roots.

this chick i a garnishtree.

by OXIDIZED November 24, 2011

garnsied

-Acting in a manner without the consideration of others.

-Being forced to deal with someone taking forever to perform various acts.

-You guys didn't wait for me to go to lunch, you totally garnsied me.

-Ok, shut up. Your story has garnsied me.

by skuzme210 June 7, 2011

Varnished

The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...

I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!

by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015

Garnish

A bribe.

"Give the petty official a garnish and he'll go away".

by Zed Numar August 30, 2021

Garnish

An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.

“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”

by br1tney spears April 9, 2022