Garf 

A dumb person

Nicole is a garf

Garf by Squaddies December 25, 2024

/garf 

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me

Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄

/garf by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022

/garf 

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

dang kwite is so funny /garf

/garf by hecker123456 March 2, 2022

/garf 

Tone indicator. Short for Garfield. Used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to wether someone is /j or /srs. This is in reference to a clip of John Arbuckle asking Garfield if he is “/j or /srs”

I just shitted/garf

/garf by KwiteFanPage April 3, 2022

Garf's Law 

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.

"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law

Garf's Law by TheGameCube March 14, 2020

garf moment 

saying or doing something that the cartoon cat Garfield would say or do

“man I hate Mondays”
“omg garf moment

garf moment by goofygarf January 11, 2023

garf snatcher 

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

garf snatcher by mem September 5, 2005