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Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
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1. The act of enagaing in a gentlemens club, champagne room services while the host convinces the party to spend all of the money in their pockets, bank account and also their "emergency fund."
This occurs when one is solicited by attractive women, most often asian, and the party falls in love during their experience.
"Pulling a Gary" often results in a 24 hour period of remorse, followed by an extended period of anxiety as a result of their significant other's potential reaction.
"Pulling a Gary" is easily recognized by surrounding parties and often times a group consoling effort is required to bring back ones spirits.
1. The act of enagaing in a gentlemens club, champagne room services while the host convinces the party to spend all of the money in their pockets, bank account and also their "emergency fund."
This occurs when one is solicited by attractive women, most often asian, and the party falls in love during their experience.
"Pulling a Gary" often results in a 24 hour period of remorse, followed by an extended period of anxiety as a result of their significant other's potential reaction.
"Pulling a Gary" is easily recognized by surrounding parties and often times a group consoling effort is required to bring back ones spirits.
1. Man, our group had a blast that night. What a fun time! It's too bad someone was "Pulling a Gary" and they are now broke.
2. He was "Pulling a Gary" last night so im certain he has no money, no clothes and now smells like a stripper.
2. He was "Pulling a Gary" last night so im certain he has no money, no clothes and now smells like a stripper.
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