grueller

A term referring to an extremely arduous episode or event such as being involved in a car crash or meeting your boyfriends/girlfriends parents. Believed to be derived from gruel the watery soup provided in workhouses during Dickensian times ie "please sir can I have some more gruel?".

Geoff had an a absolute fucking grueller when his foreskin got caught in the car door!

by monkey boy February 4, 2005

Grugle

A German farmer with a hairy grundle and sweaty balls.

While the grugle was perfect for the farm, he made a terrible teacher.

by Sack_Attack October 21, 2008

Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 16, 2013

G Rule

There once was a man whose name starts with G. This man had a tendency to continue a joke and take it over the line, usually resulting in something disgusting or unfomfortable for everyone in the room.

Me: "Hey Greg, I went do to the bar last night where were you?"

Greg: "I was going down on your Mom."

Me: "G Rule!"

by coff April 3, 2009

Grube

A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.

Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).

Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.

by R Savs January 25, 2020

gaule

'avoir la gaule' = 'to have a hard-on'

J'ai la gaule, elle est trop bonne cette meuf.

by Marianne January 18, 2004

grulfy

A generic catch-all term that includes all of the baby emotions (i.e. hungry, angry, sleepy, poopy, cranky, whiny, angsty).

The emotional state of one who is about to have a temper-tantrum.

"My boss sure is grulfy this morning; I thought he was going to have a hissy-fit."

by RGLarson13 July 9, 2009