Skip to main content

Googleísta

A person who loves, without fail, the company and every product and service that Google makes available to the public.

A fanboy (or fangirl) of Google.
Marissa Mayer is the ultimate Googleísta!
by TechPamph November 7, 2011
mugGet the Googleísta mug.

Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.
Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.
by Just Jacko December 29, 2019
mugGet the Googleite mug.

Uncle Googemizer

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011
mugGet the Uncle Googemizer mug.

Googleisation

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary's getting really popular.
Guy 2: Yeah I reckon it will go through Googleisation soon
by Humg12 February 20, 2011
mugGet the Googleisation mug.

Goleming

Sitting in a dark room for days on end watching whole seasons of TV shows alone.
"Dude, you have to come out with us tonight. You have been Goleming pretty hard."
"Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."
by I'mTotallyNotDave August 26, 2013
mugGet the Goleming mug.

googleitis

Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.
I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.
by KitKat83 December 8, 2010
mugGet the googleitis mug.

Googledick

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.
Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.
by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008
mugGet the Googledick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email