gobsmack

Completely dumbfounded speechlessastounded. From the Irish/Scottish/Northern England word "gob" meaning "mouth".

I think it comes from the action of clapping your hand over your mouth when you are utterly surprised to the extent that you are unable to speak.

All the soccer fans were totally gobsmacked when Leicester City won the Championship.

by Tim Grim May 24, 2016

Scutterin' gobshite

noun.
Irish slang.
A person who runs off at the mouth, and is completely full of shit.
Actually, the phrase is a combination of two Irish slang words scutter meaning diarhea, and gobshite, a person who doesn't know what they're talking about, but talks anyway.

Would you ever shut up, ya scutterin' gobshite ?

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008

Gobsheen

Twit

Look at that fecking gobsheen!

by Father October 23, 2003

Gogsy

A Gogsy is an awesome bearded fancy-man who is a professional at everything he does. Gogsys like to ride their bikes into the wilderness and try to kidnap cute little girls. Gogsys are also creepy and shy, but they'll be the bestest friend you'll ever have.

Person 1: Hey you know that buff dude?
Person 2: Who, Gogsy?
Person 1: Yeah! I wanna rub his beard!
Person 2: Me too!

by GloomGloom November 5, 2012

The Gobstopper

Always used with the pronoun "The", The Gobstopper is the name given to the oral sex technique of taking a cock and both balls, no matter the size, into the mouth and sucking/licking it all until it gets too big to handle it all and eventually letting the balls drop out of the mouth and regular oral sex is resumed.

So while he was soft, I decided to take his whole package, y'know his cock AND his balls, in my mouth and just suck and lick til he got raging hard. He was like "Wow! What was THAT?", a pleased look on his face. I simply replied, "That was The Gobstopper." Naturally, he followed up by saying, "Well, I want more of The Gobstopper then!"

by ChampionCocksucker October 25, 2012

gobshite

Irish slur for a person who loudly extols the virtues of himself and will attempt to co-erce weaker people onto his side by collosaly ridiculing them as a punishment for not doing so.

John, you're a gobshite. All your friends are little shits, and you are so fat and ugly, babies shit themselves when they see you. You will never grow beyond 5'6"

by Gumba Gumba March 7, 2004

gobshite

A person who talks a lot, but says nothing of relevance or interest to his or her audience, he or she usally talks for ages at a time, torturing all who can hear and takes great pleasure in doing so.

Tom Cruise is a gobshite of galactic proportions.

by piratsindre April 3, 2008