Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

The Mountain Goats

The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.

"Have you heard the new The Mountain Goats album?"

"Nah Man"

"Check it out it's sweet"

by The Eleventh Doctor November 29, 2009

blows goats

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."

a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

quick goats

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.

I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

Popehat's Law of Goats

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.

He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.

by JamesR86 January 20, 2020

totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

Ze Goats

When a group of males, preferably African, masturbate to a goat. This group will form a circle with the goat in the middle. Once the last male ejaculates, the Ze Goatsing ceremony will be over.

Me and the boys went out for drinks last night, after we went to Carter's place to Ze Goats.

by vindad July 13, 2017