Go commit uninstall life

This phrase is generally used to say "Go commit suicide" only in a much less offensive way.

Person 1: fOrtnITe iS tHE bEST gaME eVEr
Person 2: Go commit uninstall life
Person 1: :(

by Anonymous Urban Dictionary Use January 9, 2019

go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by DON'T CLICK. October 2, 2020

Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter

When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them

Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.

by xGLAZx December 19, 2018

go commit fork in outlet

an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet

"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"

"john: BZZZRTTTT"

"jim:john?"

by fallboygo October 10, 2021

go commit hang rope

Absolute destruction. If someone says this to you, you will then become their servant for life. They now own you. Also a Roblox meme.

“Go commit hang rope you dumb nub.”

by The Dark Side Will Claim You October 27, 2018

Go commit toaster bath

What you say to someone when you want them to commit suicide by putting a plugged in toaster in their bath while they're in it.

EpicsPotato123:Go commit toaster bath or I'll unfriend you and block you
Jupiter _Kittys: Ha no u
EpicsPotato123:fuc-

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

go commit oof

When someone says this to you. there is no coming back. It's the worst insult you could probably imagine.
You will instantly die and you will hear a giant oof.

jeff: go commit toaster bath.
luke: go commit oof.
Jeff:*dies and makes the oof sound

by ur granny tranny 690 April 11, 2019