Glazer

A person that always have somethings to tell no matter how much you try to avoid them they just keep on .

This dude keeps talking about how dirty my shoes are he is a top glazer.

by milly2x October 19, 2023

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20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)

"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"

by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024

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BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER

by Jon freed August 19, 2023

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Nostalgia Glazer

when someone is so nostalgic and focused on the past that they glaze everything from the past because they are blinded like nostalgia and cant get its dick out of there mouth

dan:dude did you hear about the new minecraft update?

some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-

dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer

by Turles811 April 9, 2025

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Modi Glazer

A Modi Glazer is the Desi equivalent of a redneck. They believe that Modi's corruption and greed will somehow win them the Crick World Cup. They generally (and wrongly) consider Pakistani occupied Punjab, Sindh, and Gilgit-Baltistan to be "stolen from India". They believe that war against Pakistan is the only way for peace. They often refuse to accept that Pakistan fairly wins cricket matches and supports Modi in his every action.

Joe: Bro, Veer is such a Modi Glazer
Mike: I know, right? It's so annoying.

by RaffleWaffle☭☭☭ May 28, 2025

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