A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
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Get the Glazer mug.GLAZER-JUMPING IN A CONVERSATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT YOURSELF WATCHING OTHERS JUMPING IN SOMETHING WHAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING FOR ATTENTION LOOKING FOR AN AUDIENCE FROM OTHERS ALWAYS BEING HYPE.
CHRIS SWIDER IS ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION TO OTHERS AND DOES N MIND HIS BUSINESS AND HE ALWAYS JUMPS IN SOMEONE CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM THATS WHAT GLAZERS DO
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A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.
A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.
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