Guelph

A hick city in southwestern Ontario. Basically a typical middle-class town full of white people and the occasional crack head. People have heard of it but no one really knows exactly where it is.

Toronto boy: So where you from dude?

Guelph boy: Guelph, eh.

Toronto boy: Is that up north?

by wonderboy23334 January 1, 2011

Guellard

1. Very cool; used to refer to a popular group or person at a party or social event.
2. A person at a party who will randomly partake in borderline homosexuality; i.e. giving excessive amounts of close handshakes to other males, "grinding" on other males when dancing.

*Note: The different definitions can be implemented with different context and tone.

1. "Dude that party last night was so Guellard, bro!"
2. "He was cool until he started getting all Guellard on some dudes in that room."

by I'm Guellard, NO HOMO!! September 6, 2010

Gruel

Shit Rory would eat

Remember that once Rory said he'd eat gruel? Ya boy got me FUCKED up.

by dopecrit April 15, 2015

guelleschiss

Guelleschiss is the extremely squishy and smelly result that you get upon having a dump after an afternoon full of alcohol and mexican food. It's something you can't hold but can't dump out neither.

Damn, what the ... is burning in my eyes? Are the wallpapers coming down? Damn it, did you do a guelleschiss?

by WOS November 28, 2005

Guelph

Guelph, A town near Toronto in Canada, in Guelph you have the occasional crack head and douche bag, everyone in guelphs thinks they too shit but really only jewstin is at the top

Person 1 Eh, have you been to Guelph

Person 2 No I heard that everyone thinks they are top shit and only jewstin is the good person there everyone else is a bunch of crack heads

by Skinny penis 69 420 January 22, 2017

Gruel

Gruel is Daughter Gruelina's (my child) favorite and only food she’s every or will eat. Her future is so dull I don’t even need glasses to see it.

Gruel is very nutritious.

by Backseat Boss May 11, 2018

guelton

A charming, and fun boy. He makes everyone smile for no reason, his own smile makes everyone else smile yet he doesn't realize it. He treats his girlfriend right and will do whatever he can to keep that girl by his side. He is very helpful but lazy at the same time.

Guelton is a lazy person, he does his homework at the last minute and at most times does a poorly job. Even though he is lazy he is also very funny. He can be everything a girl wants. He smiles all the time and is confortable to be around. His own smile makes everyone else smile. His helpful at times but can be really lazy. But he'all always make his partner happy.

by Lost_in_the_dark January 5, 2015