Gaping Dumas

1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.

2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010
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Mouth gape

The permanent slight opening of the mouth due to being overstretched usually by multiple dicks.
I decided to push the limits of the suck fest by wanting a third dick added to my mouth once that happened I felt my mouth stretch. Oh great, I ended up with mouth gape. Now I can't stop drooling.
by lalaloveless July 28, 2016
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gaping gash

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.
"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"
by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013
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gaping sticks

snow skis. Due to the big, gaping hole or area that exists between each ski and thus your legs.
Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.

person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
by Seatthell January 31, 2007
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gaping gabe

When your boi gabe gets fisted so hard people mistake his asshole for the grand canyon
Yo my boi taj got gaping gabe'd. He cant walk at all.
by Midnightman March 2, 2017
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gaping bra

(Noun)
When a small-chested female wears a molded bra that is too big for her boobies, and the bra's gaping at the top. If you're into small breasts, this is a pretty good sign. The opposite is an overflowing bra.
"I'm an A but I usually wear B cups. A gaping bra improves my bust, gives the boys something to look at, and actually makes me feel sexier."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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Life Gape

When life is fucking you in the ass at every turn, in small and large ways, in every way it can, you are living the Life Gape.
Just lost my job, my bitch be cheating on me with her boss, I just spilled my beer all over myself.

Fuck bud that’s tough, sounds like you’re living the Life Gape
by NSAssman December 23, 2018
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