gayfle

gay + biffle

1) two (sometimes more) gay people of either gender who are best friends
2) a gay person who is the best friend of a straight person

Jordan (lesbian): "Hey, you guys you wanna go shoe shopping later?"
Sara (straight): "Of course Patrick wants to, he's gay!"
Patrick (gay): "Yeah, we're totally gayfles like that."

by JumpingBean11 December 16, 2011

gaffen

A giant dick douche who refuses to receive anger management

Joe was being a gaffen by punching random but people at the party

by polonium douche May 21, 2014

Gifflequeef

A violent chortle

"I'm having myself a good ol' gifflequeef."

"You got Alex gifflequeefing over here!"

by Joltoid March 4, 2022

Gaffneyed

When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.

(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)

I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.

by CBFFL February 12, 2010

Gaffet

a loser usually at the age of 40-50 who spends there time going on the internet to talk to 12-18 year olds. A gaffet is usually a racist troll who wants no better than seeing other people rage. no matter how many chances u can give a gaffet, he/she will never change.

no matter how many times i tell this gaffet named tonshaad/deadman to stop trolling, he still spends his time doing it.

by abs=gaffet April 14, 2011

giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020