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The Funnel Cake

When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.
"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"

The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!
by yayayammmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm March 28, 2009
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Fatty Funnel Cake

The act of a male pulling out his penis from the doggy style position to ejaculate on a woman's butt after which he throws powdered sugar on a bitch to make a dashing funnel cake-looking design.
Nate gives Daria her favorite fatty funnel cake when she's a good girl.
by JiggleB October 5, 2016
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Coney Island Funnel Cake

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.
A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
by J-Dawg Deezy October 27, 2008
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Greensburg Funnel Cake

The blowing out of powdered sugar from one's butt onto another one they're trying to impress. A very backwards way of showing someone you'd like to date them.
"Dude... did you see him give her the Greensburg Funnel Cake?"

"Ya... he must really like her..."
by Funnier than your Mom November 14, 2011
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British Funnel Cake

When one defecates through a strainer onto someone else creating a funnel cake pattern on that person.
Dick and Jane were pretty close, but her stomach hurt. So, a British Funnel Cake was the best answer.
by PopUp5 May 26, 2008
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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.
Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
by DurtySouf June 7, 2018
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