cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.

1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

Fuckery

The treatment received from other people based on their lies, misinformation and deceitful actions that are interpreted as the truth.

The politics in the work place is full of fuckery.

by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017

Fuckery duckery

When somebody does something so confusing that it hurts your brain

"David what the actual fuckery duckery are you doing? "

by Megga mind February 15, 2021

Fuckery duckery dock

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock

“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework”

by Macynotfound August 15, 2021

Lateral fuckery

Collegial coitus at the equivalent professional status within the same company.

My colleague and I participated in lateral fuckery during the national sales meeting.

by Demant February 16, 2021

holy shit fuckery

An expression of wonder and disbelief at something that just happened that defies common expletives.

You laptop breaks for the 8th time this week, during midterms, when you were almost done with two papers and have to restart both of them several hours before they're due. You also have had no sleep and your plans to get schwasted the night before were thwarted by the technological failures of the week and you end up collapsing from exhaustion at 6:30 am after working all night only to lose all progress. The next morning, you wake up and head to your chemistry class only to fall asleep outside of the classroom and wake up after the class is over. After class ends, you still have to finish your papers. As you sit down to finish your paper, you find that your laptop broke again. Your response is to scream "HOLY SHIT FUCKERY!"

by thegoddamnroommates October 31, 2011

reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019