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To beg for attention on Facebook.

A status usually goes something like....
"Why are men such bastards? Just me an my kids from now on..."

Normally followed up by comments such as "u ok hun?" "Can't talk about it on here bbes I'll inbox you"
Urgh have you seen Carol fegging for attention again....
fegging by Mi$$ D Meanor May 18, 2018

Stop fagging around 

Stop fagging around means fuck off in a nicer way. When someone is annoying you you say stop fagging around.
John annoyed Harrison and Harrison said stop fagging around.
A weaker version of the word fucking. Used when fucking is not necessary. Also used when you wish to diversify your vocabulary and not sound like you're swearing every sentence. Often used as a positive word.

Not used as a sexual term.
Damn, that graffiti is fuggin awesome!
Fuggin by Bacon August 7, 2003

alabama figging 

the same thing as figging only with someone in your family.
(read in Texan accent )
Sister: HEY brother, let's do some Alabama figging tonight.
Brother: Sure thang deer.
sister: I sure does likes me some fresh ginger!
alabama figging by GrotesqueAnal December 5, 2016

fagging off 

Carrying on in a gay and/or homosexual manner in public...usually involving two completely heterosexual male friends.
"Sergio, Eddie...look, I know you guys are excited about going to Magic Mountain, but you don't have to hold each others hands...please, stop fagging off."
fagging off by Russ D May 31, 2005

Fogging mist 

When a man gets on all fours, tucks his penis and balls back between his legs, and begins to urinate. When the urination begins the man proceeds to rip a huge fart, thus producing a fogging mist into a willing partner’s face.
Man did I ever catch a fogging mist last night! I had to wash my couch cushions 3 times!
Fogging mist by DaddysBelt May 12, 2020