kiddie fiddler

one who fiddles with kiddies

you are such a kiddie fiddler

by Speedracer August 26, 2003

Fudderwhacking

“Fudderwhacking is very dangerous and you should only do it once a month and in the privacy of your own home with doctors permission”. - Johnny Depp

the Mad Hatter is a serious fudderwhacking nerd ;)

by fudderwhacker March 7, 2010

Kiddie Fiddler

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.

I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!

by MrsGraham March 15, 2009

Fuddle

A local word, used mostly in Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire, that means to sit comfortably and eat a variety of chocolates and sweets. Or cuddle up under lots of duvets and eat a variety of comforting sweets and chocolates or tuffees (another word for toffees).

In another definition it can be done either on your own, or where a group of people get together and share sweets and other foods a bit like a picnic.

We sat and had a fuddle whilst watching our favourite film, with the duvet wrapped around us.

by Kallandra November 18, 2013

fiddlers

A word used in place of or in conjunction with fuck.

origin: Fiddlers fuck.

1. I dont give a fiddlers fuck
2. Drop a glass "fiddlers" or "fids"

by m9ms0 January 18, 2009

Fiddler

Derived from the word and meaning "diddler", one who goes great length to pursue girls who are usually younger than he is. Fiddlers are usually older male high school students looking to hit on freshman/sophomore females by involving themselves in their activities, no matter how misplaced they are (e.g instructor/co-ed varsity teams/yoga lessons/easier classes).

Man, Vytas is such as fiddler for coaching the junior girls volleyball team.

by B0bSaget November 24, 2009

pony fiddler

a person who gains sexual gratification from fondling equine genitalia. Common past time amongst supporters of Southampton FC.

St Mary's stadium had an attendance of 15000 pony fiddlers.

by ptid1967 October 29, 2007