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fuckboy

A fuckboy is a weakass dude who ain’t shit.
The guy who will go around calling women “thirsty hoes” but like 30 profile pictures in a row and comment “hot” because he thinks somehow it’ll get him laid.
The guy who calls girls sluts but goes around begging for nudes out of fucking nowhere.
The guy who sends unrequested dick pics with no context to women he’s barely spoken to.
The guy who regularly uses phrases like “bros before hoes
The guy whose idea of flirting is “what would u do if i was there right now lol”
The guy who will call you a prude if you dont want to fuck anyone, but call you a slut if you want to fuck someone who isnt him.
The guy who will disrespect you and try and get with you in the same breath.
The guy who tries to text you even when he already has a girl
The guy who continues to hit on you even when you’ve said no
The kind of guy you have to lie about having a boyfriend to in order to get him to leave you alone.
The guy who will tell you “you’re not like the other girls” like that’s a compliment because he doesn’t have any respect for them.
The guy who will tell you “my exes were all crazy” even though you know them to be totally fine, kind, measured people.
A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “guys don’t like it when you -” and try to shame you because of your weight, hair, style, makeup or anything else that you do in order to express yourself because in their tiny fuckboy minds you only exist to attract them.
"Dylan is a real fuckboy."

"Yeah I liked this guy but then he started pulling this fuckboy crap so I stopped texting him back"
by ksadjfaksdjf April 4, 2015
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fuckbooking

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook
cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch
by whos that girl? May 31, 2009
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fuckdorable

fucking adorable; adorably fuckable; describing someone who is both cute and very hot
He's not just cute, he's fuckdorable.
by jstegosaur September 17, 2011
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fuckcoin

A coin that should pump, but doesn't pump because it is a fuckcoin. The term was originally coined by Hui in the CryptoCharts Discord server describing the price action of Litecoin after not going to 5000 USD in 2021 because of Dogecoin stealing it's momentum.
Litecoin is a fuckcoin, because it only dumps.
Full retrace of a pump, complete fuckcoin behavior.
by level2 April 13, 2023
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Fuckfoot

An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.
"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."
by Porgmundr May 24, 2023
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fuckcoin syndrome

A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.

Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.

Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
My brother has fuckcoin syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
by level2 May 26, 2023
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fuckhole

Wow! Nice fuckhole! Mind if i fuck it?
by ice(sic) November 3, 2002
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