fuck a duck

"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.

by Your Worst Nightmare April 09, 2003

fuck a duck

As used in engineering: A post-disaster exclamation.

"The servo faulted again. Fuck a duck."

Also extreme circumstances:

"This isn't going to work - it hasn't got enough torque. Fuck a fucking duck."

by perisoft January 02, 2004

Fucking A Duck

Also known as: Fuckin A Duck/Fuckin The Duck. Means, I'm just kidding, or im pulling your tail. Or a gotcha thing.

You really like ashley?!??!!
Nah I'm just fucking a duck!

by stoneybalogne January 20, 2011

fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise

-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!

by Tobias Foxx May 01, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
masturbate with a snake
sunning at the zoo

by NSR April 30, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck a duck
i got no luck
i keep on truckin
but i got no truck

i yam so exassperated. i lost me last pence. fuck a duck.

by peter v. may III March 22, 2008

fuck a duck

Something a young and\or immature child would say when in a state of distress or when highly perplexed by a situation.

" I totally messed up today in Algebra, I couldn't help but just yell fuck a duck in front of everybody. I can't believe my teacher wrote me a detention slip over it."

by chinchilla_chalupa October 01, 2013