fuckmonster

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."

Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"

by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

fuckomforter

a blanket that has been used for sexual acts by multiple couples

naaawwww its the fuckomforter, tradition says dont wash it.

by uclagirly December 29, 2010

fuckbomb

An expletive of joy coined recently in a small Canadian east coast city due to a minor speech impediment and a lot of weed.

"Schools Cancelled? The PIPES BURST?! FUCKBOMB!"

by M.U.R.P.H. April 13, 2005

fuckmook

Noun

1 Specifically, a stupid cab driver

2 any other sufficiently stupid individual, especially those who ask for the impossible

I can't see you Fuckmook, I have no eyes.

You fuckmook, don't you know that game is rigged?

by Fritaly December 23, 2003

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmo

A retarded ass homo that prances around saying "nigga" and preeching about how often he masturbates.

Red is such a fuckmo.

by Alex February 26, 2003

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005