Le fromage l'escargot

The elusive French Cheese Snail.

Said to leave a trail of brie in it's wake, allowing for multi-day expeditions to find and capture it.

We are off to hunt Le fromage l'escargot tommorow.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

Le Fromage

The purveyor of exquisite mouth-watering French, Japanese & Turkish speciality desserts. The artisans of irresistible & utterly delectable bundles-of-delight who deliver little pieces of heaven right to your doorstep to soothe your midnight sweet tooth cravings.

Did you know that Le Fromage serves the most cheesiest cheesecakes & scrumptious brownies in town!?

by Ms. Tiffanys November 24, 2021

Anal fromage

When you have unprotected anal sex with a man after they showered in 3 months

I have such a build up of anal fromage from fucking Kyle last week

by Checkjack November 20, 2023

Stinky Fromage

When a woman gives a man a blowjob and he has stinky fromunda cheese (ball cheese). Once the act is finished she then gives him a sloppy wet kiss on the lips as payback for a dirty dick.

"I met this girl Aly last night and she sucked my dick so well, that I didn't even care about the stinky fromage she gave me."

by Butcher of Delray May 27, 2021

fromage tete

someone who is a complete dick to girls. he thinks that they like it like that, but in truth everyone hates him

when someone calls a girl fat, ugly, ect. they would be considered a fromage tete

by frenchspeaker June 15, 2011

FUPA fromage

The name of what you are consuming when you suck out clotted dick cheese that has been deposited into the bellybutton of an obese woman who has been baking in the sun for four hours.

After eating that FUPA fromage last night my farts smell like jizzy feta.

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

fromage rap'e

When the French rip the cheese from the cheese villages and have their way with the cheese wheels before using the cheese to cook with.

Francios fromage rap'e the Gorgonzola before making his omelette.

by bender_meemoo June 1, 2017