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Filing My Taxes

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."
by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018
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Foiling

A reference to the Americas Cup AC75 boat class. When this sailing boat is gliding on its hydro-foils they can reach speeds of 93km/h.
“I drank a dozen beers and pulled two blondes back to my hotel! I was fucking foiling!”

“What happened to you last night? You skulled that vodka and vomited on my mums Persian rug
Sorry mate, I fell off my foils”
by Professor Sless April 25, 2021
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Poké-filing

Profiling that anybody who is on their phone is playing Pokémon GO in public.
John: Look, even that guy is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: No he's not, he's just on his phone *and* riding his bike...
John: YEAH, that means he is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: Stop Poké-filing people dumbass...
by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 11, 2016
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Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
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filing

To rub the length of one's penis along the outside of the vagina to stimulate the clitoris.
Dude in the middle of having sex with my girl I pulled my penis out and started filing her, she loved it.
by Filer March 1, 2016
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Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.
Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-
by ScreamoKid17 February 3, 2010
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Failing

Definition of me.
Bob: I heard you’re failing everything
Me: yes
by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020
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