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Force-friending

When someone you do not really care for but cannot seem to get away from forces herself upon you socially. He/She insists you get together to hang out and no matter how many excuses you give, you find yourself sitting across from them at coffee or cocktails.
I can't meet you tonight, Sophie is force-friending me and so we are having coffee.
by Flapper20 August 26, 2014
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Friendemy

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.
"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."
by Not Timothy April 27, 2015
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friendsex

casual sexual activity with no emotional strings attached. people who engage in friendsex are friends with benefits
Gage and Caro had friendsex.
by teh ninja July 21, 2008
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Friendipetter

A friend that all they do when they come over is pet your dog.
Should I invite Jacob to the party?

Nah, he's a friendipetter. All he'll do is hang with your dog.
by jutlan January 13, 2021
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Friendjester

The act of of going on a trip with your friends just to go, with no agenda.
We’re taking a friendjester to Dallas, TX.
by TheMan1831 February 1, 2021
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Friending Spree

When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.
I didn't have many "friends" so I went on a Friending Spree...
by cityguychicago March 24, 2009
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Friendversary

Much like Anniversary, only with how long you've known a friend.
Person A: "Come next month, I'll have known Person C for a year."
Person B: "Happy Friendversary!"
Person A: "Thanks!"
by SharpX May 22, 2009
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