ass fries

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009

Mike Fries

Literally my fucking savior

Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?

Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.

by nexusaviation June 13, 2019

freedom fries

A ludicrous connation made by the corporate fascist ass-hole Bush (who got into office by suspicious cough* illegal*cough means) to instill more nationalism and show resentment against the French because they, like MOST of the world, did not support an imperialistic, unjustified war where NO WMDs were found.

Bush: I reckon I'm a-gonna name these here fries *Freedom Fries* cause I sure don't like them French...just cause they don't want to go to war! Damnit, I want this war! I know damn well there ain't no WMDs in Iraq, but hell, I sure like me a game of cowboys and Indians (actually Arabs) and my whole presidency is a warped parody of Walker, Texas ranger...or should I say *dumbass*.

by RandomPerson May 25, 2003

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.

"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Few fries short of a happy meal

a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.

Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"

by Johanusburg October 14, 2011

Nasty fries

When something is nasty fries, it's reeeeaaal nasty.
Always followed by an exclamation mark.

Wowie, that stinky old milk is NASTY fries!

That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!

by Myfriesbedelish January 11, 2019