Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Freud

Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?

Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”

by Hym Iam October 4, 2022

Sipa Freud

When everything is about pussy.

Franklin: I'm soaking wet.
Sipa: You should use the pussy towel.
Franklin: You really are Sipa Freud.

by CombReal October 2, 2022

high as Freud

When, due to using copious amounts of two kinds of drugs simultaneously, your thoughts begin to reflect and apply your deep seated biases to your understanding of the nature of the world in such a way that still persists once sober.

I wish I never got high as Freud.

by Put you are Name here November 14, 2019