Freezie pop: The act performed after giving a man oral (to conclusion) taking his junk between the thumb and forefinger start squeezing at the base then sliding your fingers up to the head to extract the last of his juice....(like a kid would do to get the last out a frozen treat)
by donkey punch dude May 15, 2006
Get the freezie popmug. The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
by J-coups August 5, 2010
Get the Freezy Paralysismug.
Get the freezy popsmug. by Rich December 8, 2004
Get the freezie follymug. Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014
Get the Italian Chocolate Freeziemug. Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
by threetards July 7, 2010
Get the cow cream freeziesmug. People that will do anything on a hot day for something cold Vs. Hot coffee bitches, people that will do anything on a cold day for something hot, this is justification for supply and demand in ficle markets I.e. Like crack hoes..
by Mr opportunity June 11, 2008
Get the freezie pop bitchesmug.