flapskating

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.

-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).

by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

fapst

A break in one's fapping routine, to prove that one can go without masturbating or for any other reason.

"After a week without masturbating, he couldn't do it anymore and broke his fapst."

by The Papa John's CEO April 15, 2017

Scrunt flaps

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

dusty flaps

having ashy elbow skin (the flaky skin on dry elbows)

Ho, you best slap some cocoa butter on those dusty flaps!

by "Dusty" Wood February 23, 2008

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003