A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
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"The Major Rager on the Four String Motherfucker!" - Dave Mustaine (Megadeth, ex-Metallica) referring to Cliff Burton
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A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
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the situation should evoke feelings similar to those felt from the service experience at poshly decorated but poorly staffed four-star hotels vs. their better-staffed five-star peers, i.e. not completely horrible, but missing that extra something that earns coveted star #5.
the situation should evoke feelings similar to those felt from the service experience at poshly decorated but poorly staffed four-star hotels vs. their better-staffed five-star peers, i.e. not completely horrible, but missing that extra something that earns coveted star #5.
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Jonny - "Hey man, you ready for Thursday?"
Ian - "Why? What's going on?"
Jonny - "It's four 20 we're all gonna skip and smoke some pot!"
Ian - "Why? What's going on?"
Jonny - "It's four 20 we're all gonna skip and smoke some pot!"
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