Father of lies

Cum in disguise
Your cum won't last
There's a snake in my ass
The cum-fathers secret stash
Cum-stomp me flat
I'm going to f*ck your dad
Cumming high into the morning sky
Vape cum from my bum til I die
Watching Arthur with a cock in my ass
Riding hard
Eating ass master-class
Sacred cum blade
A f*ckling crusade
Fatal cum--theft
Give me cum or give me death
Elon's Musk
Jesus Crust
Stealing donations from the Cum-Tzar's trust
A cum smoothie gulped smoothly
Consume the cum chalice

"Father of lies-"

"NO, DON'T YOU DARE SING THAT SHIT AGAIN"

by userhandlegoeshere October 11, 2021

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deadbeat father

An unemployed, piece of shit father who calls there family names like, skank, whore, slut, cunt and many other things. Usually smokes and gets shit handed to them for free. Lives on the couch playing xbox all day and drinks away someones hard earned money.

Floyd Tongate is a deadbeat father.

by Turnwar January 17, 2016

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My father

A mysterious being, lying between the dimensions of abandonment and milk.

"Mummy said my father went off to buy milk a few years ago. He never came back."

by drier than the atacama February 2, 2022

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Your father

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“Your father went out tho the store to buy some milk. It’s been 14 years.”

by Twink Boy 420 April 7, 2019

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Father mocker

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.

Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.

by Jeremykl August 29, 2009

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