Noun.
A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016
Get the text fossil mug.1) To defecate such that the stool makes an audible noise upon hitting the water of the toilet
2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying
2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying
1) "I could totally hear the guy in the next stall dropping a fossil"
2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."
2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."
by Clamler March 5, 2013
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When a male is horny all the time even after boning a chick
You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
by Fossil Pants August 6, 2012
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Get the fossil mug.Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old timer with no future.
Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.
Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.
by Lifeguard007 May 11, 2014
Get the fossil mug.Fossil fuels are a type of non-renewable fuel used in power stations. They are well favoured by the USA, and count for 63% of their generated electricity.
by Awesome Gamer123 November 13, 2018
Get the fossil fuels mug.Fossil Ridge High School is a 9-12th grade high school that is located on the line of Keller & Fort Worth, Tx .The majority of the school is filled with ghetto black people, who insist on making large swarms & having "hoorahs" in the hallway, constantly shouting things such as "Aye" "Nigguh" & "Young Money" while holding up the famous gang sign. Unfortunatly it often results in trampling the classy & sophisticated white & whiter acting black students in the high school.
by Drops It Lowe ;) March 4, 2011
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