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text fossil

Noun.

A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016
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Dropping a Fossil

1) To defecate such that the stool makes an audible noise upon hitting the water of the toilet

2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying
1) "I could totally hear the guy in the next stall dropping a fossil"

2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."
by Clamler March 5, 2013
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Fossil Pants

When a male is horny all the time even after boning a chick

You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
Bro you are totally fossil pants
why do you say that
you just fucked 13 girls and still up
by Fossil Pants August 6, 2012
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fossil

Old person with wrinkly parts. See also calcium.
Damn, yo momma is h0t for a fossil!
by hash July 24, 2003
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fossil

Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old timer with no future.

Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.
"Man, that politician is such as fossil!!"

"Yeah, he actually owns an oil company..."
by Lifeguard007 May 11, 2014
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fossil fuels

Fossil fuels are a type of non-renewable fuel used in power stations. They are well favoured by the USA, and count for 63% of their generated electricity.
You: *Have fossil fuels under your house*
America: *Hello. May we buy your house?*
by Awesome Gamer123 November 13, 2018
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Fossil Ridge High School

Fossil Ridge High School is a 9-12th grade high school that is located on the line of Keller & Fort Worth, Tx .The majority of the school is filled with ghetto black people, who insist on making large swarms & having "hoorahs" in the hallway, constantly shouting things such as "Aye" "Nigguh" & "Young Money" while holding up the famous gang sign. Unfortunatly it often results in trampling the classy & sophisticated white & whiter acting black students in the high school.
by Drops It Lowe ;) March 4, 2011
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