Fosterline

Software used to adopt children. (Subsidiary of Timberline).

Person A - You've been on the computer for awhile.
Person B - Yea, just been surfing fosterline. Lots of children to choose from.

by lifeduzt July 23, 2010

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

foster the people

the best band ever created, led by Mark foster who's vocal range goes from The Rock all the way to sexy fan girl.

makes songs such as Pumped up Kicks, Style, A beginners Guide To Destroying The Moon and Static Space Lovers.
Usually found by someone looking at their other songs whilst listening to Pumped up kicks who then goes, Oh shit i'm going to be listening to this band for decades.

Foster the people fan: yo listen to this new single by foster the people
Other person: ArE tHeY ThE pUmPeD uP KiCks BaNd???
Foster the people fan: *Sigh* yeah that's them.

by shshhhaalllaa May 13, 2020

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Isaac Foster

Isaac Foster is a murderer who only ever kills smiling people. He meets Rachel Gardener in an underground prison-like thing and they have to escape. He is from the anime Angels of Death.

Isaac Foster is a murderer who also is super sweet.

by KazuichiSoda October 24, 2020

Floch Forster

Floch Forster is a character from the Anime/Manga Attack on Titan. He is the de-facto leader of the Yeagerists and one of the most human, realistic and bravest characters in the show. He is known for being resilient, determined, his undying loyalty and brutal honesty, not shying away from truth-bombing his fellow comrades and captain during a memorial. He is such an amazing character that he revokes powerful reactions from the viewers, he’s either hated or loved.

"People still don't stan Floch Forster in 2020?"

"Nope, they still hate him for being mean to Armeme.

by Floch's Glock December 20, 2020