flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

Flatty Mcgee

To be flat chested. A nickname often given to a girl with no boobs.

Hey, look its Flatty Mcgee over there she's so flat.

by Gaby Malick November 11, 2010

Flatty patty

When you have no ass and get joked in class your ass is as flat as a pancake or thin crust pizza as your ass🍕🥞

Gurllllllll you looking like a flatty patty

by mamousadisease_123 March 1, 2019

flattus

A person who has no dick and cannnot reproduce, it is not remove, it is natural.

Eg: Quang is a flattus

by Awesome_guy_260901 December 5, 2013

Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

flattitude

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

by moisays April 15, 2017