Skip to main content

Floridian Slip

When a Male Caldean takes a girl out on a first date to the Melting Pot and trys to impress her with his vast vocabulary. He was so close....but so far. He must have floridian slipped.
"I like to be dominatrix in the relationship". "was that a floridian slip?" No you are both just dumb asses!!
by Sir Sigmund September 5, 2011
mugGet the Floridian Slip mug.

Floridian Flu

The proper term for COVID-19 (it just sounds better)
Why do people call COVID the “China Virus,” it’s just so immature, it’s obviously the Floridian Flu.
by Tiege17 January 19, 2021
mugGet the Floridian Flu mug.

floridian pipeline

the act of shitting into a condom then making your partner deep throat it until it breaks.
my girlfriend hit up that floridian pipeline last night. Now all she tastes is shitsko
by me likey ur mom February 14, 2012
mugGet the floridian pipeline mug.

Floridian Sunset

1) When a guy from Tampa buttchugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel
Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? That shit was crazy!”

Example 2: “that new Katie Noel song made me want to cut my ears out”
by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020
mugGet the Floridian Sunset mug.

floridian breakfast

you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style
floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.
by c pratt August 9, 2006
mugGet the floridian breakfast mug.

Floridian Freight Train

The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!
by letsgobucks September 6, 2009
mugGet the Floridian Freight Train mug.

floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012
mugGet the floridian condom mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email