you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style
by c pratt August 9, 2006
The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.
It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.
by Beckerman May 14, 2010
by Benourtney October 14, 2012
When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.
Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.
by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020
I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!
by Suprisingly December 26, 2015
a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...
by fuck_buddy05 November 20, 2009
Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?
Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice
Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice
by PJS May 4, 2006