Floridian

A Floridian is one of the most unique species of the US states. Unlike other states, we don’t have a certain memo. We’re a bit of everything, black, asian, white, and (mostly) hispanic/latinos. Many people aren’t necessarily proud to be / live in Florida. Many people think we are “ghetto”, but in reality, we just know how to have fun. Other states make fun of us, but we know how to take it, and make it our ‘own’ thing. Like the Florida man joke, we accepted the joke and we moved on. Cause we’re Floridians and we don’t let stupid sh*t bother us. Floridians love, love, lovee PUBLIX. We know the store layout like the back of our hands. (Unless you’re unfortunately forced to go to a different one.) We also have Walgreens, which is kind of sucky with the medicine and slow, but its good nonetheless. My family moved to Florida in 2014 from Argentina. And honestly in my 9 years of living in Florida, ive never gotten bored of it. Theres always something to do, or some crazy people doing ridiculous stuff you wouldn't see anywhere else. The only downside of Florida right now, is the shitty mayor. But besides that, no matter what people say about my state, i will always be proud to be Floridian. Cuz were unique!!

Person from ohio: Look at that cr@ckhead from Florida!!

Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a weirdo!

Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you irrelevant f*cks.

by Bandit6O June 29, 2023

Floridian fuck house

a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...

"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Floridian Anaconda

The art of beating a girls ass with your soggy dick after you cum in her pussy. Also known as "whipping''

Hey John! how was your date last night?
It was good we hooked up
Floridian Anaconda?
Fuck yes

by Ryan, The Whipper July 9, 2011

Floridian Sunset

The Floridian Sunset, (aka the Floridian Starry Night), is a sexual activity/act. You and your partner are having sex, and as you are about to cum, stop. Then, proceed to put it in her butt. BUT (no pun intended), as you enter, go VERY slowly (the "sunset". Used to build suspense.) When fully in, tell her/him to clench, and then ejaculate. (the "starry night". Used to relieve suspense.) After you cum, pull out, and have her/him shotgun it onto the window.

"Bro, you see the Sunset?"
"What sunset? It was so cloudy last night."
"No dude, I mean the Floridian sunset, yeahhh."
"Dude gross"

by Da Krooo November 2, 2009

Floridian Slip

When a Male Caldean takes a girl out on a first date to the Melting Pot and trys to impress her with his vast vocabulary. He was so close....but so far. He must have floridian slipped.

"I like to be dominatrix in the relationship". "was that a floridian slip?" No you are both just dumb asses!!

by Sir Sigmund September 5, 2011

Floridian Flu

The proper term for COVID-19 (it just sounds better)

Why do people call COVID the “China Virus,” it’s just so immature, it’s obviously the Floridian Flu.

by Tiege17 January 19, 2021

Floridian

Most people think: Oh, everyone in Florida is rich or Mexican.

I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.

And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-

We know one, though...

Floridian: Hi people...

Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.

Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.

Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!

by I'mNotUsingMyRealName. September 17, 2011