floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 01, 2023

Floaty

That one child who randomly appears in your life at the most random of times. They are a great friend to
have and will always be there for you though. They always make you feel better when you're down and
are usually great artists/people.

Give me a mcfloaty...

by Floaty mc floats November 26, 2021

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024

Floaty Boys

A term referring to a character in Smash Brothers Ultimate that has at least 3 or more jumps or has some serious air game.

Originated in “Campbell House” and pioneered by Colin Campbell and Marcel Mendoza.

“Lets play floaty boys!”
“Sure, I got Kirby!”
“I’ll take Jiggs.”

by Thania P. November 20, 2019

Corn floatie

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.

I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.

by Babyquigly November 24, 2017

floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations

Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?

by Floatyblower June 23, 2022

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 08, 2020