Floaty Ball

A magical ball that floats around the place, entertaining children everywhere.

Me: "that ball is floating, must be floaty ball."
Floaty Ball: "..."

by Floaty Boy July 18, 2016

Floaty party

Putting ones erect penis into a girls vagina and just letting it sit.

Floaty Party’s aren’t usually that fun for me.

by bigblackman13 May 4, 2018

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 8, 2020

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Floaty

This word is a level of high. So if you want to send a message to another stoner to describe how "high" you got or how high you are.

Danny: Bro this weekend I got floaty.
Rail: Niiice bro, I got floaty two weeks ago.

by TheAlmightyLoaf666 November 9, 2020

pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021