flayler flaylington

Someone who injects methamphetamine and cant handle the high. Non-stop twist-a-flexing. Straight twacked out!

That person is too high on Meth, he's a flayler flaylington!

by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer October 27, 2018

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.

I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.

by the Votee June 2, 2005

FLOATING

The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.

Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!

by ALI-G RESPECT September 19, 2009

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

flailing pean

is the action of a pean (penis) wiggling and jiggeling in an uncontroled mannor like waving in the air and winking at all its fans who are looking

paul telepan:yo santini so were like their peans flaling for everyone to see?

santini:flailing pean!?!

by Angelica & Nicole (Lica and Nykes) January 14, 2007

floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006