Telepan 

A sexy last name that means a lot more then you think

You see that Telepan over there.

Telepan by Kat Velly May 5, 2018

telepanhandler 

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.

"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.

telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepalmter

1. A memory tool used to help with answers to interview questions or tests made by writing things on the palm of ones hand. It is most commonly used by middle school children and former half term governors.

Sarah Palin crossed out the word "Budget" on her telepalmter because talking about the budget is too hard.

telepalmter by rkdrc February 7, 2010

televangelist 

A religious preacher, almost always Evangelical Christian, who preaches on paid television programs. The term is a fusion of "Television" and "Evangelist", and with recent scandals involving sexual and/or financial wrong-doings among televanngelists, the term has a negative influence.

The televangelist proclaimed that if you sent money to his ministry, God would reward you.

televangelist by Unidyne March 11, 2005

White Telepathy 

The uncanny ability among white people to know exactly what the other is thinking even if they have never met. Usually is very strong among people with blue eyes

White girl is having a birthday party and her cousin and new boyfriend, who just happens to be white with blue eyes, go to pick out balloons. the white boyfriend immediately sees a cube shaped balloon and buys it. they go to the party and the white guy gives the girl the balloon and she tells him that she was going to get one after she saw one in the store. White girl: how did you know I wanted this? White Guy: White telepathy.

White Telepathy by Mr.Manson September 24, 2013

Squad Telepathy

1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or

2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening

1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"

2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered

Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy

Squad Telepathy by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016

televangelist 

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

televangelist by T Hizzle June 5, 2005