Flapulation

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.

I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.

by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008

Flatuflage

Any cover sound made for the purpose of disguising a fart.

Flatuflage: Coughing, stamping the floor, slapping ones leg loudly, raising the volume of the TV/Stereo, etc.

by JHubbardii December 9, 2008

flangulate

verb: to raise your hips to precisely the height required to queef directly into your partner's face while they perform cunnilingus

"i tried to make it up to her by going down on her but i realised she was trying to flangulate. not cool... NOT COOL."

by gashtag November 8, 2013

Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas marked by repeated farting and/or a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Faturated

when a food is so unhealthy its completely saturated in fat.

I bought a take away burger the other day and it was completely Faturated!

by Hawko January 29, 2008

Faturated

When you have eaten so much rich food that you feel unwell.

That deep-fried Mars Bar left me completely faturated.

by O.Devine July 29, 2009

flatuates

When methane gas is released from your ass.

"My friend Justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he's a firecrotch, ignites everything."

by aliencj June 30, 2006