Flarp

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"

by What456t September 22, 2022

Flarped

When you can't think because you need to shit

Dammit I'm flarped right now

by gingergina October 5, 2023

Flarp

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

Flarp

dying fish

I am a flarping fish.

by gh98764 June 15, 2018

Flarp

Kids toy from a dollar store that makes fart like noises and is putty like.

Pussy when wet sounds like flarp.

by CAT1015 March 13, 2015

flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

Flarp

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.

Flarp

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023