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Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.
by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006
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Wank Features

When a guy is acting like a wanker and has the features of a wanker.
Has wank features been in touch yet? 🙄
by Sez1987 August 23, 2021
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Double platinum with no features

When j cole stans remind you that 2014 forest hill drive went double platinum with no features to make j cole look better.
Person 1: Kendrick is better then cole, period
J cole stan: But j cole went double platinum with no features
Everyone: stfu
by STL446 June 12, 2023
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Rat Features

that which is evil; evil quality, intention, or conduct: characterized by or manifesting concern or care only for oneself: a female of canines generally: features related to any of several long-tailed rodents of the family Muridae, of the genus Rattus and related genera, distinguished from the mouse by being larger: unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people: antagonistic, hostile, or unfriendly toward others: often referred to as "it".
Rat Features:
sarcastic tone"guys can you keep it down please"
sarcastic tone"do you mind if i shut this"
General disgusted looks in a rat like manner.
Grabs persons arm as it is raised to light cigarette "do you mind not smoking around me"
"people from ... do talk slow though"
After encountering "it" you may want to rub excrement on "it's" walls, and smoother bacon in "its" face.
by loves4kp October 12, 2011
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gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you
by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004
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faptrest

1. The interest you have in fapping to a particular photo//video.
2. Generally saying if you would "fap" to a specific female.
I have no faptrest in that picture

Wow I'm defiantly faptrested.
by itehjosh April 3, 2009
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Gooch Features

to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.
Man, that boy has gooch features!

Shut the fuck up, gooch features.

Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.
by natttaliex February 28, 2010
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