Flake

A FLAKE is ONLY when a person does NOT inform the person/parties AHEAD* of time that he is unable to make the engagement. On dates, people get STOOD UP. At events, he is considered a NO-SHOW.

Later, flakes generally give lame excuses for their absence or attempt to ignore their behavior altogether.

* A flake is NOT necessarily someone who is LATE or someone who informs the party ahead of time that they are unable to make the event.

“Ya know, Bob is such a flake. He coulda (at least) called to let us know that he wasn’t gonna show up.”

by MNMaxCat April 5, 2020

Flake

Slang term for cocaine

"Dude, you look fucked."
"Yeah man, I'm on flake."

by Curiosal September 21, 2014

FLAKE

A flake is a friend who makes plans and does not attend the date. Or someone you can't rely on.

Ashley was supposed to call me yesterday to make a time for that playdate, but she flaked out, what a flake.

by Roxapebble May 16, 2009

Flake

Someone who doesn't have the balls to tell you they're busy and can't hang out, but still makes plans to 'chillax' so you go out of your way to 'chill' with said flaker, only to have them flake out on you, and then give you some lame ass no ball excuse instead of just being straight up that they're a flakey flake

Per Wall 'Wanna hang out'
Dumb Girlfriend 'Hehehe OK'
Dumb Girlfriend at meet spot, No Per wall at meeting spot

Per Walls Dumb excuse 'I was skateboarding'

Dumb girlfriend crying on phone to friend 'He is such a flake'

by Dumb Girlfriend April 15, 2009

Flake

Someone who completely leaves people hanging constantly, this person will constantly cancel on plans or do things on their own without any care of whether a friend would like to join them.

"Yeah, Porkins is such a fucking flake. He never wants to hang out with us and constantly would rather do things on his own."

by Failur3 August 21, 2017

flake

(verb) The verb flake is probably derived from the noun flake. The verb means to act like a flake by being unreliable, particularly by not showing up at an agreed upon time or place.

"Bob flaked on me again. We were supposed to rob the theater just after the matinee crowd went in."

by BoyntonZ June 7, 2016

Flake

Someone who constantly ditches you last minute when you make plans. This type of person will continually promise you that they will be there or that this will be the last time they ditch you but they are lying.

"Hey Laurence, have you seen Amanda today?"
"No Justin, I haven't. She's such a flake!"

by Drag4d May 30, 2018