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Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.
Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.
by HavaBrain August 22, 2011
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flabergaster

My flabergaster is so huge i look like i have a turkey gobbler!
by d-golf December 30, 2005
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FlabberGasted

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)
by Abyss03 June 16, 2018
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flabbergasted

out of words
i am flabbergasted
by brxmptxngrl September 27, 2019
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Flabbergasted

Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022
“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game
by pikolomali December 27, 2022
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flaberassted

"A girl passed me and i got flaberassted."
by Ry4nmc February 14, 2009
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flabergasta

A flabergasta is what you call it when it looks like somebody smashed their head on the keyboard
You: Hi dude. How are you doing?
Anon: cczjsastjewgeqbats
You: That is called a flabergasta
by Flabergasta April 22, 2017
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